I faked sending my dad a Father's Day card. I called him yesterday to "see if he liked it." When he said he never got it, I pretended to be really read more »
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Fat people are stupid and I hate them. I don't understand why we can't get rid of them by placing them in India and telling the locals they are cow read more »
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My boyfriends birthday is in 7 days and I am throwing him a huge party! It is going to be a surprise so he still doesn't know about it but he is goi read more »
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Last night I was thought to be with child. After successfully passing a pregnancy test, I celebrated with vodka and filterless fags. I heart my life. read more »
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I was riding home from school today on my bus, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, read more »
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Ok… I masturbate a lot. Its no big deal, I bet frequent masturbation is more prevalent than any social study could ever discover. But, thats not my c read more »
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Overboard: Defined by me as the greatest movie to ever be created by man, goes mostly unnoticed on a day to day basis. With all of the unstopping act read more »
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My date with Jennifer Lopez would be incredible! I would surely woo her with my classic good looks, sense of humor, and knowledge of international af read more »
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